It’s that time of year again – when all the magazines say “How to Get Your Best Summer Body Ever” next to a picture of a blonde girl sucking her stomach in as tight as possible, while she jumps through the air with a smile on her face – and tries not to faint because she’s so hungry. Ok, maybe I’m just jealous….I’d like to have a nice smile too.
I read all those magazines regularly, they go best with a bag of powdered doughnuts and a tall glass of chocolate milk. Ok fine, for the first time EVER, I’ll give in to trying to “diet” – or shall I say “adopt a new lifestyle” which seems to be the PC way to say it now. But the last time I did the whole adopt a new lifestyle thing – I came out the other end with a slew of piercings….Unfortunately I think this go around might be even more painful. Shuddering at the thought of foregoing the rest of my doughnuts, I have decided to start small…since my glass of chocolate milk is empty…I’ll start there.
Losing Weight Step 1: Water, water, water
I’ll do this for 4 days so I can get the hang out it….and slowly wean off the delicious chocolate cow that has been my deity of choice lately.
Ok….I’ll start after one more glass.
