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JerkyFlea: March 2000 |
| Author: JerkyFlea |
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Date: March 2000 |
Fleamail
Before we get to a
few of the longer emails, let's start in the obvious
place with reaction to COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH's new style...
I think
Courtney Thorne-Smith's new butcher "butch"
job is without a doubt the ugliest, crappiest look so
far in 2000 -- what was she thinking??? All she needs
now is several piercings and some big tattoos of
Harleys!!! ---- HBCHTEX
I've never
liked Courtney Thorne-Smith, (she always looks so
bitchy!) and that short hairdo that she now has does
nothing to help her. It is much, much to short for my
liking and I find that it makes her look even more
annoyed than she usually does.---- Monica
I am
overwhelmed by the need to tell you that Courtney
Thorne-Smith looks like a gym teacher.
That's not a compliment in case there was any
ambiguity in that statement. ---- Kathleen C.
I could devote this
entire letter to how sad I am over this one.
Courteney, you hit the mark beautifully with your
shoulder-length shag, it softened the angles of your
face perfectly. And because it looked great, we
all knew it wouldn't last. This looks like you
cut it with a Flowbee (yes, another flowbie
refererence, but if the cheesy informercial gadget
fits.....), and then let it dry by placing a fan
directly behind your head, at a slight angle.
Let's hope this one grows out quick. ----
Andy S.
Geez, I wish you
guys wouldn't be so obtuse with your comments. I hate
spending all my time trying to figure out what you mean.
=)
vvv
Next, a brief
comment on someone I've only mentioned in passing in the
column,
CHRISTINA AGUILERA:
I really, really dislike Christina
Aguilera's hair. It is much too pale, flat and greasy
looking. Her haircut is similar to that
super-straight style worn by Heather Locklear, which
I don't like either. Aguilera's hair also has the
nasty habit of sticking to her lip gloss when she
sings and that's simply gross ---- Monica
Her hair reminds me of those white
puffs that they sell with those body washes you use in
the shower. If, of course, the puff was
straighter. I guess if you crossed the puff with a
troll doll and smoothed it down...
vvv
It's always cool
when someone decides to do my work for me and do a
complete report on a celebrity on their own. Such would
be the case of the next letter regarding
JOSIE DAVIS:
As I
was reading about the different people who email you
about this and that I thought I would take a turn at
it.
Recently, I have tuned into 90210 a time or 2.
Anyway, I noticed a gorgeous blonde with a short
haircut on there. Only then did I realize that it was
Josie Davis, formerly of Charles In Charge (I think).
Well, I found a few photos in case you were
interested.
| The
first is from her years on Charles. Very
bubblegum!! |
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The next
pic is from her Young and the Restless
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finally on 90210: |
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I don't know,
maybe its nothing spectacular. But, she's been
tempting me to cut my hair lately and I've been
growing it out for 3 years!! ----
Susan S.
Good work Susan! I must say that
Josie's crop is quite flattering on her. By the way, is
it just me or does she look almost exactly like a cross
between Brittany Daniel and Josie Bissett?
vvv
And now we get into
the emails that span a few subjects. First up are a few
excerpts from a letter from Lily W. (with
my comments in black italics):
LOVE
your column!!!! - Just a few things that I have
to get off my chest about celebrity hair and who
better to vent to?
Possibly the CarTalk guys
on NPR, but they probably wouldn't understand...
O.K.:
The extensions thing, you (and Andy, is it?) covered
that very well, expressing how I've been feeling.....
aaarrrggghh seeing these things EVERYWHERE is bugging
me, and the most bothersome is the otherwise lovely
and pretty-enough-to-wear-her-hair-any-way
NANCY
O'DELL of Access Hollywood.
She had a blunt cut shoulder length do
one day (which I was really admiring) and then the next
day.... BOOM! long hair. Not
only that...Long Wiiissspppy thin hair which is
ALWAYS just on the one side. and it's been this
way for like, MONTHS now. Exactly same, fake thin
hair streaking down her right side. It
even appeared to me that It was such a small piece
that she has to hold perfectly still so as not to
"lose" it... from that one side...
(which is easy considering her job calls for
pretty much sitting still in front of a camera)
I think I'm right on this, cause I saw her on "The List" and when
she started moving around too much it looked
kinda ...funny. She also looked
like she didn't want to move too much . Nancy!
It's O.K. honey!!!! take that thing off and move
around! Be Free! (Sorry but this
has been bugging me for some time, and I anxiously
await for the return of Nancy O'Dell's real hair.)
Yeah, but how do you REALLY feel about Nancy? If you
search back through the old columns (I think it's late spring/early
summer of last year), you'll find a report on Nancy from when she
went to the bob. I pretty much agree with you.
HELLO
KATHIE
LEE GIFFORD!! Who does her
hair for the "Live w/ Regis and
Kathie Lee"
show? Now, it's getting late
and I don't wanna get off on a rant here,
but, pick a style and go with it! When
it's simple and straight, it looks,...well, it's
passible... BUT WHEN it's curled it's like HELLO
80's!!!!!! Actually, I think the reason
it's only "passible" when it's straight is
due to all the INTENSE styling /spraying /rollers/
heat/ ratting/ god only knows what else they do to
the poor girls hair ---that it endures when
they "curl" it. ( I realize she
has a broadway show, and that can't be easy on her-
or her hair)......But someone, SOMEONE behind
that set is doing this.
I've almost said something
about Kathie Lee in a couple of columns, but I
couldn't come up with a legitimate way to say,
"Is it just me, or is she getting more
frightening looking everyday?"
Courtney Thorne-Smith
picture courtesy E!, Christina Aguilera picture courtesy
The Business Wire, Nancy O'Dell picture courtesy Hollywood.com, Kathie Lee Gifford picture courtesy The
Rosie O'Donnell Show
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