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JerkyFlea: December 1999 |
| Author: JerkyFlea |
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Date: December 1999 |
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A Second
Look
Was
it Aristotle or possibly John, the guy that sat at my lunch table in 5th
grade, that said, "You snooze, you lose." In any case, it applies
to my quest to find a picture of the LIV
TYLER as a redhead. Don't despair, however, as
the news isn't all bad. The reason that my quest is now moot is that
Liv has returned to the brunette fold, as you can see in this recent picture.
Not only that, but those of you charting the growth progress at home will
notice that Liv's lovely locks (a little something for you alliteration
fans) have legitimately reached shoulder-length. And there was much
rejoicing.
Remember
somewhere around February or March of this year, I reported that ALANIS
MORRISETTE said that she was planning to cut her hair
and panicked everybody? Trust me, there was some panic. Also,
a bit of alarm. Even possibly a smidgen of dismay. Anyway,
I later attempted to calm the hysteria once I discovered that what she
meant (and did) was cut off about a foot to bring it from tush-length to
waist-length. I never had a good picture of it, however, until Alanis
showed up at the premiere of "Dogma" in which
she portrays...uh...well...God. No, really, she does. And you
have to admit, she has about the best hair of anyone who's played a deity
in a while.
When
reporting on the fact that Jane Leeves was growing her hair again, I mentioned
that her "Frasier" costar, PERI
GILPIN, was doing the same. Finally found a photo
that shows Peri's lengthening locks. I'm not sure if she's attempting
to once again cultivate the luxuriant mane she had in the first couple
of seasons of the show or she and Jane just decided that it was time to
grow their hair after they decided to cut it last year. And before
you ask, no, I don't know for sure that they use the same buddy system
women employ in going to public restrooms to go to the hairstylist, but
there is a getting to be a weird parallel, isn't there?
Found
a terrific photo of FAITH HILL's
fabulous extensions (and if you still have any doubts that they are extensions,
the photo to the right is from May of 1999). I have to say, of all
the actresses and/or singers currently wearing
them out there, Faith's blonde waves (which I've also seen her wear straight
just as attractively) are about the most natural and beautiful that I've
seen. Wow, that's a lot of gushing in one paragraph. I think
I may have pulled something.
Finally,
before getting to Snippets, I have to once again revisit LAUREN
HOLLY. After my initial praise of her long blonde
locks, I received several letters saying that I missed the boat on this
one (which you can read in last month's column). The criticisms ranged
from saying that it was too blonde to it makes her look like "mutton dressed
as lamb" (yeah, I'm still working on that one myself). So, having
been taken to task, I went back to reevaluate my initial impression.
Well, as they say in the NFL, after further review, the call on the field
stands.
Not only do I stand by my original assessment, I'm
even more convinced that is looks terrific. I offer as evidence a
picture made when Lauren attended a recent premiere and some snapshots
from her appearance on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show".
And if you don't think she's the doctor with the
best hair on TV, who is (and remember Julianna Marguiles portrays a nurse)?
Snippets
You know, I've seen a few "Ally
McBeal" episodes since I reported that VONDA
SHEPARD cut her hair, and I've yet to see the new 'do
show up. I'm not retracting that she did it yet, just getting a bit
uncomfortable. But, hey, that's the risk I run when I have to report
purely by pictures that I stumble across. By the way, check out Fleamail
to see a MUCH better explanation of why it looked better longer than I
gave last month v
And for those of you keeping track at home, JUDITH
LIGHT is planning to go on the road with her play "W;t"
(Wit). This definitely means that Judith will continue to be smooth
of noggin until around June of next year. As for the off-Broadway
production, British
actress LISA HARROW
(shown at right) assumes the role in on January 4, 2000. Best of
luck to Lisa, and here's hoping that she gets to keep her locks through
the holidays...though it would probably save her a lot of time in trying
to find the perfect updo for New Year's Eve.

Looks
like HILARY SWANK
is letting her hair grow since she sheared most all of it off to portray
Brandon Teena in "Boys Don't Cry" as I reported
last month. Obviously, it's in that weird transition stage, though
she could do SOMETHING with it, for Pete's sake. Most likely, she's
just trying to get as much length as soon as possible, especially since
her costar, Chloe Sevigny, who played her (his? whatever) girlfriend, Lana,
in the flick said that she since filming the movie has trouble thinking
of Hilary as a woman. There's a boost to the ol' self-esteem, huh?v
Looks like CHRISTINA RICCI
has gotten
on the extension train by adding about a foot of brunette locks to her
previously layered, chin-grazing style. Though the additional length
certainly helps, the stick straight dark hair just makes her appear a little
too Wednesday Addams. She needs some additional volume, color, or
something to break up the harshness of the look. It does, however,
make you wonder how "Sleepy Hollow"
could possibly be her first Tim Burton movie.
Finally,
a tidbit for you soap fans in the form of PRISCILLA
GARITA of the soon-to-be-defunct
"Sunset Beach".
I reported last year that she had shorn her long hair into a very short
crop and had started growing it back almost immediately. In fact,
it's now actually back to her shoulders. In an online chat with TVGuide
Online back on August 10, she was asked if she'd ever cut it short
again. Priscilla's
response:
"Never, I don't think.
It was a very bold and difficult move for me. I can now say that I've tried
it once in my life...(b)ut, for me personally, I prefer long hair. It's
a security blanket for me."
Plus, it looks a helluva lot better.
Still doesn't explain why she did it in the first place, though.
Anybody know?
Liv Tyler picture courtesy TVGuide
Online, Alanis Morrisette picture courtesy Reuters, Peri Gilpin picture
courtesy FashionDish, Faith Hill
pictues courtesy Reuters, Lauren Holly pictures courtesy Reuters and
"The Rosie O'Donnell Show", Hillary
Swank picture courtesy Hollywood.Com,
Christina Ricci picture courtesy Reuters
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