JerkyFlea: September 1999
Ok, if you've been waiting patiently for my review of Emmy hair, here it finally is. If you haven't been counting the moments until I dispensed my pronouncements on what was good and bad at this year's awards, then I'll assume that you've been distracted by far more important things, like, I dunno, actually having a life. Not that I'm saying my loyal readers don't have a life. What I mean is...ah, nevermind. I'm already too deep in this hole. On to the reviews...
In case you thought you saw Julianna come up the red carpet twice during the Emmy arrivals, you didn't. The second Catherine Zeta-Jone wannabe (more on that later) was KIM DELANEY. Kim also looked good, but wasn't able to pull the look off nearly as well as Julianna. I think her hair was just a bit TOO messy v LARA FLYNN BOYLE looked elegant with her hair pulled back in a tight French twist. Why isn't she in the Best Hair section then? Because this style was just as elegant when she wore it last year. Heck, her dress was amost even identical. ![]() ![]() HALLE BERRY's crop was great, but I'm still annoyed with her for cutting it all off again in the first place. This is one of the few ways at my disposal to show my displeasure. Sad, eh? v Finally, we come to GLORIA REUBEN of "ER". Though she essentially just pulled her curls back behind her ears in a pseudo-ponytail and just let them go wild, it was quite pretty on her. Best explanation I can give is that it looked even better because it was something that theoretically shouldn't have worked, but turned out even more successful than originally imagined. ![]()
Worst Hair (NOTE: I know I normally don't do this, but some of the celebs really went above and beyond this year. It's like they were taunting me. Like I'm going to let THAT go...)
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. A member of last year's Best Hair on TV list, now PATRICIA HEATON shows up on my worst list (albeit in the milder section). Her tousled curls weren't the problem, but the waist-length extensions tacked on the back exaggerating the effect were. Tiny woman, WAY too much hair v Another of the curly haired women of "ER" (geez, they do have a lot of them, don't they?), ALEX KINGSTON, showed how, in the wrong hands, the style that got Gloria Reuben on the Honorable Mention list can easily go the other way. Instead of ready for the awards, she appears to be ready to go plant stuff in the backyard ![]() ![]() MICHELLE WILLIAMS has let her hair grow out from the crop she had at the beginning of last season's "Dawson's Creek". I said last year that I thought looked better short and if this is the way she's going to use the extra length, then she's making my case for me. The chunky pseudo-dreds don't really work for anyone and they are even worse on shorter hair...which, I think, is pretty darn obvious v Lastly, we have CHRISTINA APPLEGATE. Christina's hair didn't look bad, but it was just sorta there. Hey, it's The Emmys, for Pete's sake. What does she have coming up bigger than this that would actually warrant getting her hair done? ![]()
And finally... ...if you were doubting me about the Catherine Zeta-Jones connection with Julianna Marguilles and Kim Delany, check out the comparison pictures below: ![]() ![]() ![]() Pretty amazing, huh? I have to say, though, she who did it first, still did it best...though Julianna makes a darn convincing argument to the contrary. J Agree? Disagree? Want an opinion on someone I left out? Post to the Celebrity Hair Spray board or drop me a line at [email protected]. Julianna Marguilles, Kristen Johnson and Lucy Liu pictures courtesy Reuters, Jane Krakowski picture courtesy Fashion Dish, Debra Messing, Kim Delaney pictures courtesy UltimateTV, Lara Flynn Boyle picture courtesy Entertaiment Asylum, Halle Berry picture courtesy ET Online, Gloria Reuben picture courtesy Reuters, Sarah Michelle Gellar pictures courtesy Reuters and Entertaiment Asylum, Lisa Nicole Carson picture courtesy Fashion Dish, Jennifer Aniston, Jeri Ryan, Alex Kingston, Michelle Williams, and Christina Applegate pictures courtesy UltimateTV | |||
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