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JerkyFlea: July 1999 |
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Date: July 1999 |
Fleature:
The Best Hair on TV
Well, believe it or not, it's been a year since last
I did this. So, technically, this would be the second annual list,
even though I had no intention for it to be a year between them.
Then again, you really couldn't care less, could you? Didn't think
so. Since we've once again established our mutual apathy, let's
review last year's top 10:
10) Brooke Shields, "Suddenly
Susan"
9) Jennifer Aniston, "Friends"
8) Danielle Fishel, "Boy
Meets World"
7) Patricia Heaton, "Everybody
Loves Raymond"
6)
Lisa Rinna, "Melrose Place"
5) Debra Messing, "Will
& Grace"
4) Kim Delaney, "NYPD
Blue"
3) Gillian Anderson, "X-Files"
2) Julianna Marguilles, "ER"
1) JENNA ELFMAN,
"Dharma & Greg"
In the time since the last list was compiled, several
changes have taken place. Lisa Rinna is no longer on TV, so she's
off the list by default (though she still has terrific hair), Gillian Andersen
cut the best bob on TV into yet another version of the tucked-behind-the-ears
style, and Jenna Elfman has...uh...well, she says she is letting her hair
grow out. Let's leave it at that. So, how does that impact
the new list? Well, let's see...
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THE SUMMER
1999 BEST HAIR ON TV:
10)
DANIELLE FISHEL, "Boy
Meets World"
(previous rank: 8) - Danielle slips a
couple of notches this year. Not necessarily for anything she did,
but because some others entered the list above her. Still has wonderful,
thick blonde hair.
9)
JENNIFER ANISTON, "Friends"
(previous rank: 9) - Well, her hair looks the same, so how
could she move (he says ignoring the logic he just stated for Danielle)?
Not a lot of style, but exceptional hair.
8)
DEBRA MESSING, "Will
& Grace" (previous rank: 5) - Debra started out
the season with some of the absolute best looking hair on TV. Since
then, she has let her red curls grow out..along with a few roots.
Though, it still looks pretty good, the aforementioned stuff accounts for
her slide...and could eventually knock her out altogether.
7)
STACEY DASH, "Clueless"
(previous rank: unranked) - Stacey enters the list for the
first time based on ability to consistantly maintain a very flattering
style for herself, though she changes it often for the show. A definite
sign of good hair.
6)
CATHERINE BELLE, "JAG"
(previous rank: unranked) - Our first short haired entrant
on this year's list, Catherine definitely shows that short can be sexy.
I apologize for how "Entertainment Tonight"
that last remark sounded, but hey, look on the bright side. I could
have used the equally painful, "she proves that less is more". In
any case, Catherine's hair looks swell. Won't hear Bob Goen say that,
will ya?
5)
KIM DELANEY, "NYPD
Blue" (previous rank: 4) - Nothing Kim did knocked
her down, she's just a victim of a overcrowding at the top. She does
stay in the top five for her beautiful natural curls, which still manage
to look terrific on the show, even though she plays a character whose hair
is not her top concern. She could try something other than the center
part, though...
4)
ALLY WALKER, "Profiler"
(previous
rank: unranked) - The first of the major jumps from unranked to
the top five. To be quite honest, I'm not sure how I missed her on
last year's list. Ally has A LOT of thick blonde hair that was originally
cut into a lightly layered shoulder-length shag when the series started,
but has since grown well below her shoulders in a longer (and great looking)
version of the same style. Unfortunately, Ally will probably be off
of the next iteration of this list because she is leaving her show this
fall. Bummer.
3)
JULIANNA MARGUILLES, "ER"
(previous
rank: 2) - Yet another victim of the glut of newcomers at the top,
Julianna drops one point from last time. Long time readers who know
my affinity for brunettes will not be surprised at Julianna's high ranking.
And even if you didn't know that, how could you not love that fabulous
mass of dark curls? And why do my nurses never look like that?
2)
LARA FLYNN BOYLE, "The
Practice"
(previous rank: unranked) - By entering
the list for the first time all the way up to number two, Lara demonstrates
how the right cut can make all of the difference. When the season
began, she had same non-descript style sported by many actresses these
days, shoulder-length with layering on the ends and no bangs. Not
that it looked bad at all, but just didn't make her stand out. Late
in the season however, she cut it to chin-length with very light layering
and eyebrow skimming, moderately thick bangs. Wow, what a difference
(despite the awful picture I found of it). I haven't seen a change
in style make that much of an impact on an actress since Jennifer Aniston
got her "Rachel" 'do. Lara may very well have the best cut on TV
and that has count for a lot...and obviously does, considering her ranking.
J
1)
PORTIA DI ROSSI, "Ally
McBeal"
(previous rank: unranked) - If it surprises
you that Portia went from unranked to number one on the list, then you
need to flip over to "Ally McBeal" one Monday
night. Though other TV actresses have been known for their hair,
I can't think of any other who's hair is so stunning that it is constantly
written into the plot as an actual weapon. In the show, when it is
released from a bun, men are helpless and women are left speechless with
envy. I'm not so sure those cascading blonde waves doesn't have the
same effect in real life. Heck, it's even made ME reconsider that
whole brunette thing. J
(Oh, and if you want to read more about Portia, click over to Karen's article
on her
here.
And, gosh darn it, Karen even beat me to a Did Ya Know? about Portia
lopping off her blonde tresses after the movie "Sirens")
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Before you complain that I missed some obvious choices,
let me run down the list of "others receiving votes", like they do in the
college basketball polls (yeah, I know it was only me voting, but work
with me here). So, in no particular order, they were: ANGIE
HARMON, "Law & Order"; KATIE HOLMES,
"Dawson's Creek"; MICHAEL MICHELLE,
"Homicide"; GILLIAN ANDERSEN, "X-Files";
and ANNIE POTTS, "Any Day Now".
Any of these women have the potential to sneak into the next top ten list,
but couldn't quite swing it this time.
Oh, and if you are wondering, PATRICIA HEATON
fell off of the list because she just let her hair grow into a non-style
over the course of the season. It looked better right at the very
end, but not enough to save her. Gillian, Jenna, and Lisa dropped
off for the previously mentioned reasons and I already discussed about
Brooke's hair problems in last month's column.
And, if you are looking for future predictions, the
next list may be markedly different due to some of the women coming to
TV in series this fall. Who should you keep an eye out for?
Well, MARY McDONNELL, GINA GERSHON, CARLA GUGINO,
LAUREN
HOLLEY, and MOIRA KELLY are all in new series in the upcoming
season. Should be interesting, huh?
So there you are. Agree? Disagree?
Care? Send me your comments at
[email protected]
or post them on
Celebrity
Hair Spray: The Board Game. Let me know what you think.
Kim Delaney picture courtesy
The
Rosie O'Donnell Show, Danielle Fishel, Jenna Elfman, and Lara Flynn
Boyle pictures courtesy
ABC, Jennifer
Aniston, Debra Messing, and Ally Walker pictures courtesy
NBC,
Stacey Dash picture courtesy
UPN, Catherine
Belle picture courtesy
CBS, and Portia
Di Rossi picture courtesy
Entertainment
Asylum.
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