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JerkyFlea: December 1999 |
| Author: JerkyFlea |
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Date: December 1999 |
The
Latest (cont')
As a general rule, I won't report on changes to soap
stars because there are just too darn many of them and most aren't really
known outside the fans of their show. Exceptions to this would be: a) The
star IS well known (e.g., Susan Lucci) or b) I (or one of the readers)
stumble across a very interesting or dramatic change that involves a good
story and/or includes before and after pictures. For example, the report
on Priscilla Garita from "Sunset Beach" in
Updates.
Anyway, the reason I throw in the the disclaimer is because I'm gonna violate
my rule again by reporting on star of "The Young
and the Restless" and former star of "Days
of Our Lives", EILEEN DAVIDSON.
As you can see from the before pictures, Eileen has maintained quite the
impressive mane of blonde waves for many years now. In fact, I'd
go so far as to say that her long, golden locks were one of the things
for which she was best known. Well, thanks to alert reader Hal A.,
I have pictorial evidence that Eileen's cascading tresses (how many different
ways can I say that?) are no more. She has snipped them to a neck-length,
shag with long layers in front, graduating to slightly shorter in back.

Before
After
FLEA'S
CALL: First,
let me say that not only did Eileen have beautiful long hair, it looked
terrific on her. Straight or curly, bangs or swept back, it seemed
to work for her no matter how she styled it. So, when Hal informed
me that Eileen had gone with an above the shoulders style, I greeted the
news with more than a little trepidation. At least in my opinion
(and that's why you're reading this isn't it?), those fears were unfounded.
I think the new cut is remarkably flattering on her, though, given her
square jaw, she couldn't go much shorter without going MUCH shorter, if
you get my drift. As I said before, I loved her hair long, but if
she insists on going shorter, then she has selected almost the perfect
style.
Ever notice how dull the review
is when I actually like the new style? J
vvv
You've read about it in the papers, you've heard
about it on TV, and now the pictorial confirmation is here: JENNY
MCCARTHY is a brunette. Yup, one of the women that
you figure has been hitting the peroxide bottle since birth, has returned
to what, she claims, is her natural color. Looking at Jenny, it's
pretty obvious that her natural color is significantly darker than her
well-known blonde (and I'm ignoring all of you whose dirty minds immediately
went to her Playboy pictures and are snickering to yourselves).
However, as you can see, her locks aren't the dark brown you may have initially
pictured, but black. Yup, Lucy Lui, jet black. Supposedly done
for a movie role, Jenny now says she may keep it for a while. Why
you ask? Well, according to FashionDish
(who also revealed that it was done by Christopher Pierce at Prive Salon
in LA), she's apparently more in demand as a brunette. Not only that,
Jenny herself likes it and said in TVGuide
Online,
"It's a nice change,"
she says. "I don't have to worry about my roots anymore. But there is one
problem. I discovered that I have dandruff. You don't notice that when
you're a blonde."
Yup, look for Jenny to move from sitting on the toilet
in Candie's ads to having half of her head lathered up in Tegren commercials.
Is that a step up or not? I'm not sure.
Before (on
"The Tonight Show" in October)
 
After
And a quick thanks to Marc G. for the first "After" pic.
FLEA'S
CALL: After looking at the pictures for
a while, the new color is starting to grow on me. Sure, it's a major
departure from the blonde and the color is much darker than I would have
EVER expected to see on Jenny, but still, it's not bad. Oddly, she
reminds me of a movie or TV star from the '50s, but I just can't put my
finger on who (unless just her general look is giving me that impression).
Anyway, the is the second big change for Jenny in the last few months;
the other being that she got married. Maybe this is part of her attempt
to create a "New Jenny" image. Of course, that will be shattered
with the first goofy-ass face she makes...
Snippets
ANGELINA
JOLIE (who's very existence has to mean that, for the
universe to remain in balance, there are at least 3 or 4 women out there
with no lips at all), is wearing her naturally dark hair blonde these days.
How blonde it currently is, however, is up for debate, since at the recent
premiere of her new movie with Winona Ryder, she seemed to be fading back
to brunette. Anyway, I don't think it really matters that much, since
either hair color is flattering on her
v Speaking
of blondes, both CAMERON DIAZ and
CHARLIZE
THERON have returned to the ranks of the towheads recently,
and none too soon. Cameron made a rather, shall we say, unfortunate
brunette. Now, she has not only regained her golden tresses, but
continues to let them grow, to a very attractive result.
Charlize, on the other hand, didn't look unnatural in the hair color as
much as the cut, with those micro bangs. Fortunately, as you can
see from the picture, she's let the bangs grow enough that she can sweep
them to the side, which looks oh so much better
DANA
DELANY has diverted from her rather standard bob to a
more layered cut recently, though she kept the dark auburn color.
It's actually a bit shorter than the picture shows, now more in a version
of the short shag or tucked style, taking advantage of her bit of natural
wave and exceptional thickness. Doesn't look
bad, doesn't look great, just sorta there. By the way, am I the only
one that thinks Dana has looked the best the few times when she's let her
her hair get below her shoulders (as the picture to the left shows)?
vJEANNE
TRIPPLEHORN continues to let
her hair grow back out after going with a very ill-advised short cut for
"Johnny Blue Eyes". It's at least to
a chin/neck length bob again. In my humble (though usually correct)
opinion, she needs to get it back to at least her shoulders before it will
be really flattering again.
If
you care, SHANNON DOUGHERTY
has been letting her brunette locks grow for the past year or so, to the
point where they fall about 6 inches or so below her shoulders. It
looks...uh, it looks....hmmmm. Geez, how sad is it that I can't even
give the backhanded compliment that it looks good for Shannon Dougherty?
v
"ER"'s MICHAEL
MICHELLE, who
portrays Dr. Finch, the pediatric resident, has said that you couldn't
drag her into a hair salon. This brings up two questions: 1) Why
isn't her her hair to her feet (it must also layer itself naturally) and
2) Do the hair and makeup folks have to drug her to get her ready for the
show? Things that make you say, "Hmmmm..."
And finally, I have my truly weird item of the month
from "Good Morning America" host, DIANE
SAWYER. In a recent interview, Diane said she hates
her blonde hair. Not only does she hate her blonde hair, but she's
always wanted long, straight, black hair like Cher. Yup, Cher.
I would also tell you that she wants Cher's body too, but that's outside
the realm of this column and would give you a weird mental picture that
you wouldn't be able to shake all day. Aren't you glad I didn't tell
you?
Eileen Davidson pictures
courtesy Eileen
Davidson's Home on the Web and Soap Opera Weekly, Jenny McCarthy pictures
courtesy NBC, Reuters, and TVGuide Online,
Cameron Diaz picture courtesy Reuters, Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron
Pictures courtesy Entertainment Tonight,
Dana Delany picture courtesy Hollywood.Com,
Shannon Dougherty picture courtesy "The
Rosie O'Donnell Show", Michael Michelle picture courtesy Maxim.
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