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JerkyFlea: May 1999 |
| Author: JerkyFlea |
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Date: May 1999 |
 Hola
and welcome to the new Casa De JerkyFlea. Well, more like Spare Room De
JerkyFlea. Or, technically, Server Space on Hair Boutique De JerkyFlea.
Whatever. It just means that this is where I'll be hanging my virtual hat from now
on. A big thanks to Karen and Jeff for having me and the hard work they've done to
get this set up.
So what does the move mean? Well, the
column will be a bit shorter, concentrating just on news. Don't panic, though (like
your palms got all sweaty after reading that last sentence). There should be an
extra article/column periodically to give you some of the extra goodies, like what was
previously Feature of the Month stuff. The Scoop section will still
come and go as applicable (for example, it ain't in this one) and if you don't get a Did
Ya Know? in the column, you'll get it in the interim article. I can already hear
you asking, "What about the contest?". Well, it's still sorta here, but
it's now called Name That Celebrity!, since that's what it always was anyway.
There are some other changes to it as well, but you can find those out when you get there.
By the way, I realize that the new column wasn't done prior to May,
even though I said you wouldn't have to wait that long. I had stuff to do, ok?
Stop berating me. Tell ya what, I'll send a refund to anyone that wants one.
But enough of my blathering. As I said in
my very first column,
you and I both know that you don't give a rodent's rectal region about my problems as long
as I deliver the goods in the form of follicular flashes from famous females. So on
to the good stuff...
Old News
UPDATE: As I said in my
Oscar column, The Amazing LIV TYLER Hair Growth Phenomenon continues. How amazing? Well, consider
the evidence below...
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January 21, 1999 |
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February 20, 1999 |
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March 31, 1999 |
As you can see, Liv's hair has grown about 3 inches since the Sundance
Film Festival in January. Even if you assume that the extra growth in the last
picture is due to extensions (though I find getting extensions to gain a mere two inches
rather odd), you still have to notice the growth between January and February and
remember that her hair was long enough to pull back at the Oscars. Pretty darn
impressive.
FLEA'S
CALL: Liv looked cute in the
pixie she got for "Cookie's Fortune" (currently in
theaters), but almost every growing out stage in between has looked rather awkward.
Though I can't explain it, I hope her hair is growing that fast and that she keeps growing
it. Why? All you have to do is look at this month's cover photo to see. J
vvv
UPDATE: If you are a faithful reader of JFCHS (and if you're not, gosh darn it, you
should be), you'll remember a Did Ya Know? from way back in September of last year
on CINDY CRAWFORD. To catch you up, I reported that at an early modeling photoshoot,
Cindy, got her hair cut at the request of the photographer and despite her
objections. At the time, I couldn't find any pictures of Cindy with her very 80s 'do
resulting from the surprise haircut, but that didn't stop the emails requesting
them. Well, after looking around a bit more, I actually found a few.
 
Half the girls in my high school had that bi-level
style. Also, as an added bonus, I've included a couple of better pictures
demonstrating just how short Cindy cut her hair about a year ago (from which she has since
let it grow back out to below her shoulders).
 
FLEA'S
CALL: Though it's the same style
she's had forever, I really like Cindy in her below the shoulder, long layered
style. It's her trademark style and it just really works for her. The
recent short cut did demonstrate that she can wear it however she desires, however.
vvv
 UPDATE:As I reported in the last column,
HALLE BERRY has let her hair grow out and
ditched the Janet Jackson curly extensions she sported while she was doing it. And,
I finally found a decent picture of Halle's growing 'do. As you can see, it's
pretty close to my simulation from last month - an auburn shag with no bangs.
FLEA'S
CALL: As I said before, there
really isn't a bad style for Halle. I really like this one, especially the length
and color (which is pretty much everything, isn't it?). I also liked the red curls,
but this one gets preference since it's her actual hair. It will be interesting
to
see how much more she lets it grow.
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